“but, what could be even cooler… is a corn maze!  now i’ve never done a corn maze, but from what i’m reading, they are pretty wild.  you get a bunch of clues and have to be keen enough to get out.  cool huh?  but don’t worry, if you can’t figure your way out, they also give you a flag that you can wave frantically and a ‘corn cop’ will come and get you out.”